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About Me Member Deviously Annoying starryeydbabe21/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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Who wants this pre-owned heart?

Fri Jul 17, 2009, 8:37 PM
1987 girly model. Runs on affection and humor, your mileage may vary depending on the quality of fuel you use. Compatible with intelligence, kindness, tact, works best with all three. May occasionally supercede brain function, but will grow out of that with age. Convenient auxiliary port to plug in your iPod. Warning: application of country music will cause automatic shutdown.

Previous owner left some visible damage, but should not affect working condition. Vendor has been informed that all late-model girly hearts have experienced same or worse. Included slightly dented optimism should probably be removed for safe operation of this heart. Optimism upgrade may cause burnt-in rainbows and kittens on worldview.

Minimum asking price is an evening under the stars talking and listening to awesome tunes followed by soul-searing kiss and hot, noisy sex.

  • Mood: Sunny Mood
  • Listening to: "Stairway to Heaven" by Vitamin String Q
  • Reading: Slaughterhouse Five
  • Drinking: Cherry coke

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: California
  • Interests: reading, knitting, drawing, dicking around the internets
  • Favourite movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Romeo + Juliet, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Fuzz
  • Favourite band or musician: Jack off Jill, Tom Waits, Dethklok, Bjork, Flight of the Conchords
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Punk, Swing, Folk, R&B
  • Favourite artist: Frida Kahlo, William Blake, John William Waterhouse, Dali, Michaelangelo, Mucha, Gaudi, Wendy Pini
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mervyn Peake, Neil Gaiman, Mark Danielewski
  • Favourite photographer: Will Navidson
  • Favourite style of art: Art Nouveau, Romantacism, Realism, Surrealism
  • Operating System: Mac OS Leopard
  • MP3 player of choice: 80G iPod
  • Favourite game: LoZ: Twilight Princess, Harvest Moon: ToT
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gaz and GIR of "Invader Zim"
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, graphite sticks, tombo felt markers, micron ink pens

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:iconaestheticmourn:
Thanks :)

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:iconaestheticmourn:
Thank you :hug:

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Thanks for the fave! :w00t:

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Hi, Thanks for the :+fav:!
:iconbiskotin:
hey there,)
thanks for the fav.
:iconstarryeydbabe:
Sure. It's not the first piece of your work that I've fav'd. You have a great portfolio.
:icontodderiffic:
Do you have a freakin myspace?

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:iconstarryeydbabe:
No, I never really got into the whole myspace thing. I have a facebook page.
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I myspace like a goober on crack...whatever that may be.

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